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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a Banker.... but then I lost interest"
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"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall"
"What does a transvestite do on Christmas? Eat, drink and be Mary"
"'Let's just agree to disagree.' -Me, saying grace at the dinner table."
"Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries in Teen Girls... This is easily explained by the fact that they spend less time on their knees, and more time on their backs."
"I was pissed when I dropped my iPhone in the toilet. Not as pissed as the girl I was trying to take pics of though."
"Homosexuals please help me. I think my hamsters are gay. How do I let them know it's okay?"
"What is the difference between Jamaicans and Jewish people? Their reaction when someone asks if they want to get baked."
"Give a man a compliment & he'll be all, ""Yeah, I've been working out."" Teach a man to fish for a compliment & he'll be all, ""I feel SO fat."""
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"