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Joke of the Day

"""HIV"" is trending above ""Grammys"" because AIDS is better than the ""music"" that was nominated."

"I have a new co-worker, who only has seven toes. I instantly hated him. Turns out I'm lack toes intolerant."

"Why is Donald Trump's pet bee so unwilling to share information? It's a cagey bee."

"Did you know that 1 in 4 people has multiple personality disorder? That means one of the me's has a problem."

"The reason I don't like Facebook's ""memories"" feature is because it shows me 6 years ago wearing the same shirt I have on right now."

"All dick jokes are essentially the same they just vary in length."

"What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun"

"What is Marios favorite type of pants? Denim Denim Denim"

"So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said ""I have a boyfriend"" ok lettuce head"