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Joke of the Day

"I am not a racist but... I am not a racist but you have to agree that Little Cesars' Five dollar piazza is a good buy."

"Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church."

"I've been retracing my steps and now I have all these outlines of feet on my floor and still no keys."

"Not gonna lie to you guys, I've used my inter-net connection to look at boobs, tits, and what have you."

"What did the gay man say to his cheating boyfriend? I see you already have your shit packed, now get out."

"Necrophilia Beer: ""Sit back and crack open a cold one."""

"Dear Religion, Pics or it didn't happen. Love, Science"

"What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand? Ones used for cunning stunts."

"Mickey Mouse is in court ... the judge looks and Mickey and says ""Why are you divorcing Minnie? is she crazy?"" Mickey looks at the judge and says ""No. She is fucking Goofy"""

"I told Stephen Hawking a joke once... ...he couldn't stand it."