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Joke of the Day
"Dear Religion, Pics or it didn't happen. Love, Science"
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"I'm not schizophrenic *yes he is*"
"hey guys maybe girls are so cold all the time because you make us shave off all our hair"
"Pitch: A Movie/ TV ep that starts w a Muslim guy praying & then it turns out he's a normal guy & the story has nothing to do with terrorism."
"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyouknickabollokoff"
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls? So they don't have hairballs!"
"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"
"Does pornography degrade women? Or does it merely raise the standard by which they are judged?"
"Saw two elementary students get in a fistfight so as an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance"
"My Catholic grandmother told me I had to give something up for lent. I told her I'd give up lent."