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Joke of the Day
"They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat."
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"Robin Thicke is what would happen if a roofie became a human and decided to make music."
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"The only thing I have to say about Bristol Palin ""You're welcome."""
"My 5 year old is looking all over the house for his drumsticks but he won't have any luck finding them without a shovel."
"When I got my new job, my boss said I could name my salary But he said ""paltry"" and "" inadequate"" were already taken."
"In California, there's just ""pot"" at the end of the rainbow."
"Two of my favourite moments in my life were when I won my first fight and lost my virginity I hit him so hard he slept through the whole thing"
"Do you know the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."
"What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him? Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble."