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Joke of the Day
"Robin Thicke is what would happen if a roofie became a human and decided to make music."
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"Me: Mmm...I love your milky white skin. Him: Ma'am are you registered for this class? Me: Yes Him: Step away from the CPR doll and sit down."
"Someone called me a pussy Well, you are what you eat"
"I'm an insomniac, and I fucking hate it... My friends sleep like a log and they love it, but when I try I have nightmares about lumberjacks."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but getting them in there is a bitch!"
"Has anyone tried watering old people? Maybe they just need to be watered."
"what do you call a band made of special needs kid System of the downs"
"Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."
"What happened to the Indian chief who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."
"What kind of deoderant did the nazis wear? Reich Guard"