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Joke of the Day

"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Stupid Firemen. [x-post /r/Christianity]"

"Premature ejaculators are like Christians They are all waiting for resurrection and second coming."

"What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying? ""I still find you dashing"""

"""But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..."" Now Genghis, what do I always say? *Sighs* ""I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"""

"What do you call a Mexican on a bike? a dirt bike"

"The only two things I hate are Racism and The Portuguese"

"If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command"

"People are always telling me I don't have friends, but they're wrong. I have all 10 seasons on DVD."

"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""

"Steve Irwin lived like he died... ...with animals in his heart."