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Joke of the Day
"Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !"
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"PIGS A woman is walking her dog, when suddenly a man walks up to her. Man: ""Where'd you get the pig""? Woman: ""How DARE you call my dog that!"" Man: ""I was talking to the dog!"""
"What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish."
"""Huge hole found growing on surface of Sun"" *drops string cheese* ""This hole is no cause for alarm"" *picks up string cheese*"
"What's the leading cause of obesity in women? Wedding rings"
"If Charmin had any idea where I was sticking their toilet paper, I doubt they'd spend so much time on the pretty little designs."
"What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine? 50 shades of grey's anatomy"
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic philosopher with insomnia? He was up all night wondering if there really is a dog. I know it's a dad joke, because it was my dad's favorite joke."
"I wrote a really cheesy joke today... Kso you're probably wondering what the joke is."
"Why were the letters a-y banned? They were all nazis"