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Joke of the Day
"What did the spice scream during sex? Thyme cumin!"
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"The loop of Internet sites we repetitively check up on while procrastinating is worse than crack."
"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and they will never notice. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."
"Did you guys know on average 3 confused cannibals get punched in the face a year because they say yes to wanting a knuckle sandwich"
"An Existential Question If given the choice between eating outside and watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do? I'd pick Nick."
"I've compiled a list of women I'd like to sleep with for your viewing pleasure: 1.) You 2.) Every other woman in the world"
"you mean the story about the elderly lady who had some sort of fur coming out of her lower back? oh thats nothing but an old wives tail"
"Accidentally brushed my teeth with hemorrhoid cream ...but at least my asshole smells minty fresh"
"I don't have enough confidence in plumbing to get a drink of water from the faucet while the toilet is flushing."
"I posted this joke 3 days ago Fucking FedEx"