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Joke of the Day

"2 Jews walk into a bank. Bartender looks at them and says, ""Damn, I'm in the wrong joke."""

"Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00. Sincerely, The Unicorns"

"Latest election news: Donald Trump narrowly leads Hillary Clinton by 4 lies."

"Hear about the first Polish athlete to win an Olympic gold medal? He was so proud, he had it bronzed."

"Sometimes I go on WebMD to see what I'm currently dying of."

"if im being ridiculed online, i will not hesitate to post a photo of a gun. is it my gun? maybe i just googled it. you gonna take that risk?"

"What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor."

"What's the opposite of a somersault? A winter pepper."

"What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair? The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks"

"Hitler is threatening to start World War 3 He is dead serious. ayyy lmao"