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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst joke you have ever Heard? I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

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"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."
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"What did the people call the bad hot dog stand? The WURST!"
"It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $1.50, while deer nuts are under a buck."