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Joke of the Day

"How was Germany able to Take over Poland so easily. They marched backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."

"What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity? Beyonsleigh"

"Why did the Frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the Chicken."

"My husband said I was unfeminine, so I socked him in the mouth."

"Sugar is the only word in English language in which ""Su"" is pronounced as ""Shu"". I am pretty sure about it."

"My wife told me I should spice things up in the bedroom. So I decided to cumin her mouth."

"you know how in movies the women always wake up with hair and makeup already done? I wake up like that but with a top hat&full tuxedo"

"Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU? Because there is no Turkey"

"Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts."

"I don't really have a ""blood type."" I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance."