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"Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog"
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"Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff? Tequila..."
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"Somebody said you sound like an owl"
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"You're right, strange woman giving me your opinion on having tattoos. I regret them right now because they caused you to talk to me."
"People come up to me all the time in the street and they ask me, they ask me: ""Say, Paul, what's the Mahabharata?"" And I say to them, I say, ""Oh, just a bit of light reading."""
"I was watching the women's Golf earlier. They couldn't drive, but boy, can they use an iron."