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Joke of the Day
"I was watching the women's Golf earlier. They couldn't drive, but boy, can they use an iron."
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"For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there'd be one less blogger."
"A priest and a rabbi are in a boat they approach a bridge over the river and see a young boy standing there. The priest says to the rabbi ""Should we fuck him?"" The rabbi replies ""Out of what?"""
"When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow"
"Why should you never buy Russian jeans? Chernobyl fallout"
"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Girls Without a penis"
"Please stop telling me how poor you are via Twitter for iPhone"
"My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004"
"Dr. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition... It seems he wildly misunderstood the rules."
"[Poison Ivy's home] Voice from outside: YOU CONTROL PLANTS? WHAT KIND OF POWER IS THAT? Ivy: [thru window] Go home, Aquaman. You're drunk."