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Joke of the Day

"I was walking downtown yesterday when this poor little old lady fell down in front of me. At least I think she was poor; she only had $2.10 in her purse."

"Congratulations to Donald Trump winning the presidency... May his global impact be as tiny as his hands"

"It would be nice if Republicans and Democrats could work together to limit Nicolas Cage to 6 movies a year."

"I know that we don't all agree on our new president But at least the first lady is someone we can all get behind."

"What was David Bowie's last hit? Probably Morphine"

"Exams are like girlfriends! - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure..."

"There's this app on my phone that makes me look ugly. It's called ""Camera."""

"Is it racist that I've been talking to this one white chick on my street for months now & just realized she's actually 5 white chicks?..."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year!"

"- Dad, are mermaids fish or women? -It depends on if you are horny or hungry."