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Joke of the Day
"Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? Because their jokes are told post-humorously!"
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"Jesus walks into an inn With a Cross and some nails. He says to the Innkeeper, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"Apparently 1 in 5 of us live next to a paedophile.. Not me though, I live next to a gorgeous 8 year old."
"I saw a woman at the fuel pump spill gasoline on her arm and then light a cigarette. The police arrested her for waving a firearm."
"Hey tampon makers, can I get a silent tampon wrapper please? Sounds like I'm opening a bag of Sun Chips up in here."
"What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap? I can clearly see ur nuts."
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"what is awesome and witty? heres a hint, join the two words and put a jew in there"