195130
Joke of the Day
"What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.......just kidding.....poop"
Next Joke
"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying. Edit: This turned fun!"
"What do you call a white European with a big dick? Hungaryan"
"I tried to eat a clock... ...but it was very time consuming."
"Do you like Dragons? Cause I'm gunna be dragon these balls across your face!"
"I chose a cell phone carrier for my mom based on high percentages of dropped calls."
"Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween? Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks."
"How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes? Indifferential."
"Knock, Knock Knock, Penny?"
"Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him."