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Joke of the Day
"Why is Tigger so dirty? Because he plays with Pooh"
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"Why did the chicken not cross the road? The original joke is childish."
"I've always wanted to be an organ trader But I didn't have the stomach for it."
"Me: ..and a small sprite. McDonald's Girl: Want a large? All sizes are only $.99 Me: I ASKED FOR SMALL YOU DIABETES PEDDLER ok gimme a large"
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"Stay away from this guy!!!"
"How do you confuse a palaeontologist? Give them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."
"I think the bloke next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit, but he keeps giving me looks. I'll try the next urinal."
"I bought my girlfriend 2 presents for her birthday I got her a new pair of shoes and a dildo. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."