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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken not cross the road? The original joke is childish."
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"I can't remember my Password i can remember my Password being ""Mypenis"" but it keeps telling me that my password is too short :("
"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"
"I don't think I'm a father but I better celebrate just incase I am..."
"I left my wife for a bin man.... .... But he wouldn't take her"
"Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog."
"George W. Bush isn't writing a memoir, but ""an account of key decisions"", such as 9/11, Iraq, and ""all the other things Cheney made me do."""
"I'd stage an angry protest against Scott Brown & the death of health care reform, but I can't afford to get hurt."
"Ugh. Do I really need to register to your website to leave a comment? I just need to disagree with this asshole real quick."
"If you pitch a non-superhero, non-remake, non-sequel film in Hollywood they send your family to a work camp."