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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken not cross the road? The original joke is childish."
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"i never understood why we had to blow on the nintendo cartridge before eating it"
"A cunt. What do you call someone who says the punchline before the joke?"
"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"
"I was going to use Bing for all my searches ...but I couldn't find myself doing it"
"What do a glass of water and an Atheist have in common? Jesus can make them both wine."
"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."