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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a trumpet on a leash? A trumPET *Edit Also why is this Marked Politics?"

"There it is again. That feeling that I'm the only one in line who's ever been to an airport before. It's uncanny."

"if u pressed the right numbers on yr phone u could be talking to dwayne the rock johnson in 20 seconds"

"What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common? They both want to pull 1 over on you."

"Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!"

"Pretty fed up with the fact that pandemonium almost NEVER involves pandas."

"""These fries are too crispy"" - inventor of the microwave"

"Why does OP never deliver? [removed]"

"How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb? Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her."

"why do women wear makeup and perfume? They are ugly and they smell bad."