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Joke of the Day

"If Hillary and Donald Trump are on a boat together and it crashes, who survives? America."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"You are being approached by a lawyer, a lion and a gang member. You are armed with a gun and two bullets. What do you do? Shoot the lawyer. Twice."

"What does a Canadian hipster say? ""meh""."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he cums once a year."

"I just found out that I missed a test on stolen flags last week. My teacher had it flagged as missing."

"Things to avoid in conversation: religous beliefs , world affairs, and politics. Welcome to Reddit! : D"

"That awkward moment when you text a pretty girl, ""my shirt smells like you"" & you misspell shirt"

"An Englishman and a chineseman are arguing, However... The English man is constantly confused why the Chinese man insists hes wrong, and that the English man is right."

"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."