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"Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance? He had his raisins..."
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"There are four states of matter: Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."
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"I doubt vodka has all the answers But it's worth a shot."
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"Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry I'm a waiter not a veterinarian."
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