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Joke of the Day

"Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday? He likes to keep things low key."

"Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to."

"Love is like a box of chocolates However good it tastes you know it will inevitabley turn to shit."

"Who will win this Super Bowl's coin toss? Hillary Clinton"

"The 1st to apologize is the bravest. The 1st to forgive, the strongest. The 1st to forget, the happiest.nnThe first to kill the other, WINS."

"I've heard rumors that desperate prostitutes use Crest Toothpaste to reduce cavities."

"Why do people always ask me for directions? I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean."

"I remember when the M in MTV stood for Music not Maternity."

"Doctor: I have some bad news. You HAVE to stop masturbating. Man: OMG Doc, WHY? Doctor: I'm trying to examine you."

"Where do you find the best tofu in the entire world?"