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Joke of the Day
"Had sex with a deaf and blind paraplegic girl. Fucked her senseless."
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"How ""thoughts of suicide"" became an acceptable drug side effect: ""How do you feel?"" ""I kind of want to kill myself."" ""Ok."""
"Sometimes, when I am pumping gas, I'll wink at the person at the next pump and say, ""This smells terrific."""
"I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature."
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"What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject? Flossophy."
"hey can I use your bathroom? cashier: only paying customers jesus...ok just give me 9 double whoppers with cheese, a chocolate shake, 2-"