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Joke of the Day

"How do You Tell if a Woman is a Feminist If the boring clothes, weight problem, lack of makeup or angry demeanour doesn't give it away, she'll tell you within 2 minutes."

"The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have."

"Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems."

"How to Be a Librarian: 1. studySHHHHH 2. but iSHHHHH 3. eSHHHHHH 4.SHHHHH SHHHHH"

"A guy calls 911 and says someone dropped a box on his head Dispatcher: ""Is it empty?"" Guy: ""Yes it is"" Dispatcher: ""How about the box?"" (my dad told me this yesterday)"

"Presidents Day was created by big corporations to get you to buy more presidents."

"If my mobile provider started charging 3 times as much as their nearest competitor but there was no voicemail, I'd still stay with them."

"Saying ""Sloppy seconds"" instead of ""leftovers"" is really funny, until your five year old says it."

"Were you born on Highway 22? Because I heard alot of accidents happened there."

"What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called? Gatesgate."