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Joke of the Day

"Or any other Lie! Bro1: Why are you upset? Bro2: I text my GF but she doesn't reply back Bro1: Don't be upset bro, she may doesn't see it, or his mobile dead or she was sleeping or any other lie..."

"Grrr why is it so hard to get a qsn stick in the right way! Dammit I mean a usb stick."

"What is the Difference? Joke: What is the difference between a snowlady and a snowman? Snowballs. Good joke Eh?"

"The older Cameron Diaz gets, the more she and Mickey Rourke look like brothers."

"OBAMA REVEALS HES A KID STANDING ON A KIDS SHOULDERS. ROMNEY COUNTERS BY REVEALING HES 3 TINY KIDS. 20 BABIES TUMBLE OUT OF BIDENS CLOTHES"

"In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes."

"How do you know when your gf is getting fat? When she fits into your wifes clothes"

"Your mama is so dirty Her crabs have dirt bike races."

"I really lack the words to compliment myself today."

"Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!"