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Joke of the Day
"I tried wrapping Christmas presents.. But I just didn't have the gift"
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"a man goes to the doctor... ""Whats wrong with me?"" ""You have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" ""So that I can examine you."""
"A duck walks into a pharmacy and buys some chapstick. He says to the cashier ""put it on my bill""."
"Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging."
"For some reason all of my friends are calling me racist I just can't seem to get through to them that racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"
"My friend Mahmoud bombed his physics final. At least he didn't fail."
"I can't even imagine how low the self esteem of fat, white women would be if skinny, black guys didn't exist."
"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says ""I'll take five beers please!"""
"OK THERE. DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down."
"What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ? Unstable."