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Joke of the Day
"I tried wrapping Christmas presents.. But I just didn't have the gift"
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"Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names."
"I've got a new job in a biscuit factory. So far I've made a packet."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !"
"What do you call a man with his hand up a horses ass? An Amish mechanic. A favorite from Robin Williams"
"What do you call four mexicans drowning? Quattro sinko."
"Instagram now has video! I'm going to film the hell out of this salad!"
"""Why was the slab of marble upset?"" ""He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."""
"Wanna hear a good joke? My sex life! Excuse me while I cry now.."
"What do pussy and cigarettes have in common? There's more flavor the closer you get to the butt."