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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with his hand up a horses ass? An Amish mechanic. A favorite from Robin Williams"

"What do you call a German think tank? An answer panzer!"

"My maths teacher told me to draw a square. Instead I drew a circle. He said ""That's terrible, go and stand in the corner!"" I said ""where's that?"" *- Tim Vine*"

"MARATHON RUNNER: [breaks through ribbon at finish line] GUY WHO LOVES MARATHONS: Hooray GUY WHO LOVES RIBBONS: What the shit"

"How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there."

"Ted Cruz is going to be in a movie Dummy Does Dallas"

"The grass is always greener on the other side Because if we let you in you'd just ruin it for the rest of us."

"Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your name's day Your Holiness! - Pope: But today we do not commemorate the name of Benedict? - Bishop: It is the 16th, though."

"Found my first gray pubic hair. The people in line with me at the market were not nearly as impressed as I was."

"What's the best thing about escalator jokes The short delivery."