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Joke of the Day
"What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss? ""There is no porpoise."""
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"Who do you get if you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with Michael Jackson? Michael Wasanigger"
"So apparently Garry glitter has gone down, ON LITTLE GIRLS HAHEHHEHEE (heat plz)"
"Just updated My Facebook status from ""Single"" to ""In a Trinity"". #wayoverdue"
"Save the cheerleader, save Reddit. "
"What did the metaphysicist say when he came out of the bathroom? shit just got real!"
"How do you say, Richard and Robert raped the rabbit, with no R's Dick and Bob fucked a bunny."
"I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath. Apparently it was in poor taste."
"It takes a big man to admit his mistakes. It takes a bigger man to fix them. It takes an enormous man to close down a Chinese buffet. High-5"
"Damn girl, are you weed? Because you smell dank."