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Joke of the Day

"So apparently Garry glitter has gone down, ON LITTLE GIRLS HAHEHHEHEE (heat plz)"

"Don't hesitate when you come to a fork in the road. Be bold. Pick that fork up and take it home. Free cutlery!"

"Dr. King Schultz wins the Oscar.. The white man profiting yet again at the expense of the black man."

"Would you watch a turkey dance? No, but I'd watch a chicken strip."

"Dating is like a See-saw Not very fun when one of you is fat."

"(This one is better said than read)... What do you call a fish with no eyes?... ...a ***Fsh!!***"

"Hospital... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ""No change yet."""

"Colleague: Quick, the boss is on her way! Me: That's weird I swear that I didn't hear her broomstick!"

"What does Charlie Sheen say when he's having sex with a Vietnamese Lady? Nguyenning!"

"I was disappointed to learn Flickr is not a site about female masturbation."