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Joke of the Day
"So apparently Garry glitter has gone down, ON LITTLE GIRLS HAHEHHEHEE (heat plz)"
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"Kinda hypocritical of me to complain about people who send mixed signals seeing as the mat in front of my door says ""welcome""..."
"What goes down and never comes up My ego"
"Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat."
"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Redditors can't take a joke."
"- What's your cell phone? - iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that."
"How to get out of buying your kids Christmas presents Explain to them that due to Global Warming that the North Pole melted and that Santa and the Reindeer drowned."
"I bet now that it's been a few years, she's ""The Girl Who Really Regrets Getting That Dragon Tattoo."""
"A Priest a Rabbi and a Scientologist walk into a bar... The Priest orders an orange juice, the Rabbi orders an apple juice and the Scientologist orders a lawsuit for libel, slander and defamation."
"You know what they say about men that live in glass houses... They beat their wives in the basement."