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Joke of the Day

"Just updated My Facebook status from ""Single"" to ""In a Trinity"". #wayoverdue"

"My computer just said ""Hello"" to me I think it's a Dell."

"Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops? He had Schwimmer's ear."

"Heard a great joke at work today. Now if only I could remember it."

"What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires? Bob."

"There's no I in team But there are quite a few of them in Multiple Personality Disorder"

"Jesus walks into a bar ""Just 12 waters please"", while winking at his disciples."

"Everybody is trying to make Harambe jokes, and they are all really bad... But I'm going to take a shot at it."

"Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies? They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business."

"Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)"