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Joke of the Day
"Who do you get if you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with Michael Jackson? Michael Wasanigger"
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"How many guys does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill? One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment."
"Dark humor is a lot like cancer Grown ups mainly get it but sometimes kids get it too."
"I always post things in the right sub. I guess you could say I do it subconsciously."
"What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? Chili con Carny."
"What is the most religious medicine? The Deacon gestant"
"My girlfriend agreed to give me a blowjob Oral consent"
"What do a tampon and a redsox season ticket holder have in common? Both have a great place to go but at a terrible time."
"""Pass the joint."" -Cannibals at dinner"