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Joke of the Day

"It takes a big man to admit his mistakes. It takes a bigger man to fix them. It takes an enormous man to close down a Chinese buffet. High-5"

"Little known fact: Fergie stopped making music cuz she ran out of words she knew how to spell."

"Buckwheat converted to Islam... He is now Kareem of Wheat"

"Why did the sperm cross the street? Because i put on the wrong socks."

"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents."

"Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class ""Let's count"" says Gates The children start counting as he told them to. 1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition"

"""So, why do you want to be a veterinarian?"" [pictures an army of cyborg dogs with laser eyes and jet packs] ...I love to help animals."

"Why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? ...because everyone who can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border"

"Men get more attractive with age. Women...well they just let you put it in more places."

"I recently joined a nudist colony.. The first week was the hardest"