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Joke of the Day
"I got accepted into Harvard's medical program I just have to die first and give them my body"
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"*Looks out the window to see it raining fire and brimstone* ""Oh man my car windows are down!"""
"I don't like Nazi jokes... ...they're far beyond Mein Kampfort zone."
"I regret having to say this, but it's the cold, hard truth. Never put a PayDay bar in the refridgerator. Damn thing is impossible to eat now."
"What is the first thing a fat person does on a website Accept cookies"
"How do you know you're talking to a sales guy? He says ""I'm not a sales guy""."
"How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes 7 years."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a vacuum cleaner? They both suck, but the vacuum has a handle on it."
"Movie was a real turkey! Could someone explain this joke to me it's driving me crazy! Libby: How was the movie? Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!"
"A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling."