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Joke of the Day
"How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes 7 years."
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"Once upon a time in india a american tourist came to saw tazmahal , he was astonished that indian are daily bathing didn't need a deodorant for hide the body odour, ,,, he is so jealous"
"guy walks into a strip club.. guy walks into a strip club and says, ""hey!, who do I gotta blow to get a lap dance around here?"""
"Her: For once I'd like a man to just sweep me off my feet. Me: *slowly ties Karate Kid headband around forehead*"
"I'm considering funding a scientific study to determine why every car somehow looks like the one you're waiting for a ride from."
"What kind of sweets do trucks like? Lorrypops."
"*slowly opens eyes after a thousand years of meditation* but where does one throw away a garbage can"
"What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico? A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor"
"What sucks about being black and jewish? You gotta stand at the back of the oven! Edit: I was at an [7] when typing this and fucked it up. It is better now. oven was bus. Changed bus to oven."
"Subway is like prostitution... You pay someone else to do your wife's job!"