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Joke of the Day
"Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs."
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"I imagine by now all you Evian drinkers have read the name backwards?"
"A new definition of the word ""shrimp"" A girl whose body is so good but you want to cut her head off."
"You can only say, ""WTF?"" so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking."
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"Why shouldn't you take away a hobos shit? It might be his lunch."
"What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him? *""I'm just not that Inuit.""*"