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Joke of the Day
"Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo. Aonther one from my 9 year old."
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"Half of men in America watch porn everyday. The other half are waiting for Comcast to fix their internet connection."
"What do Little Miss Moffat and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have curds in their whey."
"What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives? a peasantfeeling"
"Beethoven was such a hipster... ... that he never even heard some of his own music."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"What do you call an italian hooker? A pasta-tute"
"Which type of juice has the most mood swings? Caprice Sun. [OC]"
"According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me."
"President Clinton to maid: Mam can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away."