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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like a snowstorm... Sex is like a snowstorm: It's advertised a beautiful, in reality gets messy very quickly, and if you take 10"" overnight you are *not* moving the next day."

"My girlfriend must think I'm rich and dying She keeps telling me to leave her a loan"

"Your mama's house is so small. . you walk into her front door and find her backyard."

"How many Scots didn't turn up to vote? One in Fife"

"What is a monster's favourite society? The Consumers' Association."

"How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies? He only got nailed once"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off"

"What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team? One is a Cunning group of Runts....."

"Don't believe in aliens, huh? Explain how people in the 1800s got on top of those bicycles with the huge front wheels."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian bail."