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Joke of the Day

"So I sadly discovered that username Iloveyouforever has been taken"

"Standing in the Park wondering why... I was standing in the Park wondering why Frisbies appear larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me."

"ONCE APON A TIME... #2 yeah I no-one likes school I escaped :P"

"""I enjoy working with a hammer, but I don't want a blue collar job."" - Everyone who eventually becomes a judge."

"You're a big fat liar! And I don't believe anything you say! See if I get naked for you again!! -Me to my scale as I step off of it"

"So I was walking down the street when..... Someone threw a block of cheese at me, so I turned and said, that's not very mature!"

"I bet homeless people think we're making fun of them when we go camping."

"Dad said he met my stepmom outside a strip club... ""But Dad, you said you met her on a golf course!"" ""Exactly. We weren't inside a strip club."""

"If dolphins are so smart, how come they work at Sea World?"

"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."