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Joke of the Day
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts"
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"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"
"What do you call an anti-diuretic wine? Penot More"
"Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse."
"Sometimes I like to run through the street making Super Mario sound effects."
"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there."
"A British wizard walks into a gay bar... ...and disappears with a poof"
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ..."
"had anyone heard of the new patriot themed beer. I heard it wasn't that good, it was A little flat."
"How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger."