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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist? A marine biologist."
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"What do Dothraki use to count their horses? A Khalculator"
"What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con desending.."
"A ""your mama"" joke for the books. Your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind."
"As a gay male, just once, I wish someone would ask me how I like my coffee. Them: Hey, how do you like your coffee? Me: Like I love my men! Them: Oh, Black? Me: No, anally!"
"My ex's taught me that not every I love you is real."
"Your mom and a Volkswagon have something in common They're both 40 times dirtier than advertised."
"So my girlfriend told me her dog ate some tampons... I told her to call the vet, maybe they can pull some strings."
"Yo mama's so mean... She has no standard deviation."
"Why is it called ""pig latin""? ecausebay ronyiay"