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Joke of the Day

"When I play fighting games I press random buttons and hope for the best."

"By not having a 160 character limit, we are missing out on all the good tweets that have 141 through 160 characters. It's science."

"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day."

"4th of july British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea"

"What do you call 16 white girls in a room? One whole Cherokee"

"I tried to buy admission to the World-famous Knife Museum... ...but people kept cutting in line."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that understand binary. The eight types that don't give a fuck. And those that expected this to be a ternary repost."

"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh"

"What happened to the guy who ingested helium? He became enlightened."

"What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !"