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Joke of the Day
"Keep pressing my fists, the IT woman said. It's refreshing, she said."
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"When you get pulled over by a cop... A cop pulled me over and said ""Papers..."" So I said ""Scissors!"" and drove off ; )"
"Mam: ""Which book has............ Mam: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"" :) Like if you agree............."
"What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef."
"They say if you ever get attacked by a shark you should punch it in the nose which is easy cause imagine how composed you would be."
"What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea? A horribly depraved piece of human garbage."
"what is your dirtiest joke ever What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747."
"I've stopped asking what the meaning of life is. My question now is: ""Why do only technologically-challenged people use self-check-outs?""."
"When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now."
"WIFE: please come out of there so we can talk ME: [from cardboard box] i'm sorry come out of where? WIFE: [sigh] please exit the spacecraft"