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Joke of the Day

"Who are you going to trust, some real doctor who says it's impossible to make you a centaur, or me, the guy with a hacksaw and half a horse?"

"What do you call a group of obese gender reassigned persons? Trans fats."

"What is a Germans favorite letter? I don't know but it's Nazi."

"Toaster Settings: 1) I do nothing. 2) I do nothing. 3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!"

"What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied? Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!"

"Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't evennn..."

"How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat."

"What do you call a cow with 2 legs. YOUR MOM!"

"Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house? He's snowed in."

"A new energy drink called F5 just came out, It's super refreshing!"