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Joke of the Day

"Hip Hop Humor Whose mother likes rap music? Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes."

"In capitalist America... bank robs you!"

"Old people poke me at weddings and tell me ""your next"" So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals"

"a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat"

"Surprise a beautiful person today by disagreeing with them."

"What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album? The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me"

"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey... For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college."

"Repost: 9/10 doctors recommend water over soda 1/10 doctors live in flint Michigan"

"I'm going to make a porno parodying the movie ""Alien"" I think the tagline will be, ""*In space no one can hear you cream*""."

"Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down."