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Joke of the Day

"When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?"

"If my girlfriend was a Pokemon her name would be...... Vulva-sore"

"What's the biggest lie of the election? Voting machines aren't hackable."

"I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me!"

"What is expected from ISIS women? Blow jobs."

"Why should a man never bang his best friend? He'll probably catch fleas"

"Why did the gay man dress so well? He didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing"

"6.9 is worse than 69 because... it's interrupted by a period."

"My best friend kept bragging about his expensive yacht Had to tell him to stop showboating."

"Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true."