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Joke of the Day

"When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?"

"Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday."

"Answer: ""On Wisconsin"" Question: ""Where will Duke be spending much of tonight dunking?"""

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side."

"What do you call the total pay from your jobs as a garbageman, a sewage plant worker, and a drug smuggler? Your gross income."

"Woke up to find a cruise ship parked right outside my hotel window. well if you think this is going to make me put on clothes you're wrong."

"Vegans are confusing people. If they care about animals so much, why do they eat all of their food?"

"Why did the bullet stay home? Because it got fired!"

"When is a bread not kneaded? When it's unnecessary"

"How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian? Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented"