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Joke of the Day
"She would have gotten away... ...if she had also changed her name to Rachel Dolizzle."
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"What do you call a disembodied nose? Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts."
"What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin."
"Boolean Algebra You either know it or you don't."
"""Did anyone else's house get burglarized and have horrible music put on all their devices..........oh U2?"""
"Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory? There specialise in blow up dolls"
"""But what about all the Positive Nancys?"" ~ a Nancy, complaining like usual"
"My ex posted a pic captioned, ""Just me"" and I commented, ""Yes just you and your 7 personalities"""
"I always hold my girlfriends hands Because if I let go she shops!"
"How does french cheese expire? From age"