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Joke of the Day

"Do you like Asian Diplomacy jokes? I've been feeding the kids in my political science class a steady diet of Japanese Government jokes."

"How do you tell if water is true or false? Bring it to a bool."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in my freezer."

"How many first-time theater directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, what do you guys think?"

"I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hooker. It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use."

"Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill? He had misunderstood the doctor when he said ""I do probe Ono."""

"My friend said I'm racist. But I'm not racist, I have one black friend."

"Aladdin's love for carpet rides must have saved Jasmine thousands of dollars in waxing fees and razors."

"New York Yankees sign Adrian Peterson They were looking for a good switch hitter"

"Looks like I'm in the doghouse again.. Last night whilst the wife was asleep I swapped her tampax for a party popper. No sense of humour whatsoever!"