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Joke of the Day

"Can you guess this sound? ""I'm not racist, but..."" It's the sound of a racist clearing their throat."

"How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy? They both have ornamental balls."

"What family history website do rednecks use? Incestry.com"

"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"

"The only thing Bill Cosby did wrong was pudding. ...pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"Everybody at this intervention is telling me I have a drug problem but I'm not the one with a melting eagle face & gyrating serpent arms."

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because they'll never find the body."

"religion? um, ha, no. i'm not really into the idea of letting a set of ancient rules dictate my life. plus, pisces aren't usually religious"

"Why don't people hang out with the mushroom? He isn't a fungi."

"After Dante was Iced He went to the ""Inferno"" cause it was warm :P"