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Joke of the Day

"Can you guess this sound? ""I'm not racist, but..."" It's the sound of a racist clearing their throat."

"Went to a ginger convention today There wasn't a soul there."

"A man walks into a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.... It's a shitzu."

"I have this thing where I like to take a crap with the door open. Unfortunately, not everyone at Starbucks feels the same way."

"Did you hear about the zoo with only one dog? It was a shit zoo"

"barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented"

"Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat? She wanted to wash up on shore"

"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is..."

"When does a Cub become a Boy-Scout? When he eats his first Brownie"

"What kind of tumors do tough guys get? Heman-giomas"