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Joke of the Day
"When does a Cub become a Boy-Scout? When he eats his first Brownie"
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"Have you heard of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohans new sitcom? It's called ""two and a half grams"""
"Ugh, I accidentally spoiled the new Spider-Man movie for myself by seeing ""Spider-Man"" 10 years ago."
"""There's a party in my pants!"" Sadly, they only RSVP I've received was from myself."
"What did Al Gore play on his guitar? An algorithm."
"What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner."
"If you put your ear really close to someone's knee you can actually hear... ...them say: ""What the fuck are you doing?!"""
"A windmill asked me for an autograph... I said ""You must be a big fan"""
"Oh my god, hotels. Relax. My stay was fine."
"What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him."